Here is the NFL week 15 in review:
MN 20, Chi 13: I am not sure if the Bears plan to start the lead singer from the Foo Fighters was the brightest plan, but when you have Griese, Grossman and Orton, you roll the dice. The coach also knew the Vikings were starting Tavaris Jackson who is about as good at throwing a football as a rock star, if that rock star is Courtney Love.
GB 33, St Louis 14: Blah, Blah, Blah. Favre broke another Marino record. Probably most times a game announcer has fainted just by the sight of him having so much fun playing football.
Wash 22, NYG 10: Speaking of records, Eli Manning threw 34 incompletions in this game and no interceptions, setting his personal record of completely missing a receiver by almost 5 yards and not having it intercepted. It now stands at 34 passes, his previous best was 2.
Cleveland 8, Buffalo 0: The networks need to make a rule, if there is a game that is playing in a blizzard, torrential rains or fog, they switch their coverage from your crappy game to it. These games are always fun, even better if it is two teams that have trouble putting together a simple hand off in 85 degree and sunny weather.
Phil 10, Dallas 6: Everyone was saying the story of this game was Romo's main squeeze Jessica Simpson being at the game and him losing his concentration and having one of his worst games. Seriously, if i was banging Jessica, i would have taken each snap, handed it to the other team until they took me out of the game so i could leave early and well, you know bang.
Indy 21, Oak 14: Everyone is saying that Indianapolis isn't as good as last year because they aren't blowing everyone out. I think they are just saving up their points and strength for a certain rematch and the first ever 128-3 victory over you know who.
TN 26, KC 17: I guess if i have to say something about this game it would be: It was played.
SD 51, Det 14: I think Kitna got the words of God mixed up before the season. He thought he said 10 wins, when God really said that you will get 10 losses. Well, then God left and figured out the Lions would take care of that themselves and then checked in in Week 7 with the Lions at 6-1 and said "Whoa, I got me some work to do".
TB 37, Atl 3: What a week for Atlanta. Their former "star" RB Michael Vick gets sent to prison, their rookie head coach bolted on them, and then they lose to a team with a gay QB by 34.
Carolina 13, Seattle 10: This game was 0-0 after the 3rd quarter. So if it was played in Los Angeles, no one would have seen either team score and thought it was a tie. (Not sure why a game between these teams would be played in LA in the middle of the season, but work with me here)
NO 31, Arizona 24: If you look at their stats this year and then realize NO drafted Reggie Bush at #2, I must ask, when would they have drafted Aaron Stecker? When he was 8?
Jacksonville 29, Pitt 22: Jacksonville is 10-4 yet they have no one going to the Pro Bowl in Hawaii. I guess the voters must think Jacksonville is the Honolulu of the east.
Miami 22, Balt 16 (OT): Miami Wins, Miami Wins. Now when they play that team next week i want them to get a little cocky and play "Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood when the other team is introduced. I don't know why other teams don't do this since the coach cheated with his best friend's wife, cheated in football and i am guessing cheats on his taxes since he tells the IRS he is homeless.
Until next week (I am working on something else for later this week)
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
Monday, December 10, 2007
NFL Week in Review - Week 14
A quick look at each of the games:
Minnesota 27, SF 7: Even though the 49er's were able to hold All Day Petersen to a NE RB like 3 yards on 14 carries, they forgot about someone else who can run the ball pretty well. Yep, they forgot about Tavaris Jackson who had 13 yards on only 9 carries.
Green Bay 38, Oakland 7: Brett Favre, Brett Favre, Brett Favre, Brett Favre, Brett Favre, Brett Favre, Brett Favre, Brett Favre, Brett Favre, Brett Favre. OK, that should qualify me to write for 90% of the newspapers or sports websites in the USA.
Indianapolis 44, Baltimore 20: Peyton Manning, Peyton Manning, Peyton Manning, Peyton Manning, Peyton Manning, Peyton Manning, Peyton Manning. There i should now be able to star in any commercial that is on TV right now.
Dallas 28, Detroit 27: When Kitna proclaimed the Lions as God's team he obviously upset God a little bit as they have now lost 5 in a row. Everyone knows that God's team is the Dolphins.
NY Giants 16, Philadelphia 13: Philadelphia missed an opportunity to tie the game with a last second 57 yard FG that hit the right post. David Akers, like the rest of the country, really didn't want to see Eli Manning play QB any longer as he has a weak stomach.
Houston 28, TB 14: Sage Rosenfels throws the first TD pass by a guy named after a spice since Pepper Johnson wandered onto the field in a cocaine haze to throw a TD pass for the Giants right after halftime in 1989. The Giants normal QB, Phil Simms, had yet to leave the locker room as he was still combing his hair.
Cincinnati 19, St Louis 10: The Bengals were able to eek out a win over their personal hero Leonard Little and his team.
Jacksonville 37, Carolina 6: Vinnie Testeverde had to be replaced in the game by the backup QB so he could catch the early bird senior special at the Sizzler.
Buffalo 38, Miami 17: The Bill had two RB's go over 100 yards but its pretty sad that they couldn't get more yards as they were playing the Pee Wee Football team from Miami.
Denver 41, KC 7: Travis Henry was able to score in Denver on Sunday and for the first time in his history it didn't produce a child.
Cleveland 24, NY Jets 18: The only thing about this game that surprises me is that 76,822 people showed up to watch the Jets. Really, how boring is it in New York this time a year?
San Diego 23, Tennesee 17: This ended up being closer than SD had hoped as the sleep medicine that they gave Norv Turner at halftime took almost a full quarter to take effect.
Seattle 42, Arizona 21: Kurt Warner threw 5 interceptions in this game. God must really not like him either. Either that or he doesn't like the fact he is married to another man.
Alright, that should cover all the games from this week, or at least all of the games that matter.
Minnesota 27, SF 7: Even though the 49er's were able to hold All Day Petersen to a NE RB like 3 yards on 14 carries, they forgot about someone else who can run the ball pretty well. Yep, they forgot about Tavaris Jackson who had 13 yards on only 9 carries.
Green Bay 38, Oakland 7: Brett Favre, Brett Favre, Brett Favre, Brett Favre, Brett Favre, Brett Favre, Brett Favre, Brett Favre, Brett Favre, Brett Favre. OK, that should qualify me to write for 90% of the newspapers or sports websites in the USA.
Indianapolis 44, Baltimore 20: Peyton Manning, Peyton Manning, Peyton Manning, Peyton Manning, Peyton Manning, Peyton Manning, Peyton Manning. There i should now be able to star in any commercial that is on TV right now.
Dallas 28, Detroit 27: When Kitna proclaimed the Lions as God's team he obviously upset God a little bit as they have now lost 5 in a row. Everyone knows that God's team is the Dolphins.
NY Giants 16, Philadelphia 13: Philadelphia missed an opportunity to tie the game with a last second 57 yard FG that hit the right post. David Akers, like the rest of the country, really didn't want to see Eli Manning play QB any longer as he has a weak stomach.
Houston 28, TB 14: Sage Rosenfels throws the first TD pass by a guy named after a spice since Pepper Johnson wandered onto the field in a cocaine haze to throw a TD pass for the Giants right after halftime in 1989. The Giants normal QB, Phil Simms, had yet to leave the locker room as he was still combing his hair.
Cincinnati 19, St Louis 10: The Bengals were able to eek out a win over their personal hero Leonard Little and his team.
Jacksonville 37, Carolina 6: Vinnie Testeverde had to be replaced in the game by the backup QB so he could catch the early bird senior special at the Sizzler.
Buffalo 38, Miami 17: The Bill had two RB's go over 100 yards but its pretty sad that they couldn't get more yards as they were playing the Pee Wee Football team from Miami.
Denver 41, KC 7: Travis Henry was able to score in Denver on Sunday and for the first time in his history it didn't produce a child.
Cleveland 24, NY Jets 18: The only thing about this game that surprises me is that 76,822 people showed up to watch the Jets. Really, how boring is it in New York this time a year?
San Diego 23, Tennesee 17: This ended up being closer than SD had hoped as the sleep medicine that they gave Norv Turner at halftime took almost a full quarter to take effect.
Seattle 42, Arizona 21: Kurt Warner threw 5 interceptions in this game. God must really not like him either. Either that or he doesn't like the fact he is married to another man.
Alright, that should cover all the games from this week, or at least all of the games that matter.
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