NFL Week In Review - Week 15

Here is the NFL week 15 in review:

MN 20, Chi 13: I am not sure if the Bears plan to start the lead singer from the Foo Fighters was the brightest plan, but when you have Griese, Grossman and Orton, you roll the dice. The coach also knew the Vikings were starting Tavaris Jackson who is about as good at throwing a football as a rock star, if that rock star is Courtney Love.

GB 33, St Louis 14: Blah, Blah, Blah. Favre broke another Marino record. Probably most times a game announcer has fainted just by the sight of him having so much fun playing football.

Wash 22, NYG 10: Speaking of records, Eli Manning threw 34 incompletions in this game and no interceptions, setting his personal record of completely missing a receiver by almost 5 yards and not having it intercepted. It now stands at 34 passes, his previous best was 2.

Cleveland 8, Buffalo 0: The networks need to make a rule, if there is a game that is playing in a blizzard, torrential rains or fog, they switch their coverage from your crappy game to it. These games are always fun, even better if it is two teams that have trouble putting together a simple hand off in 85 degree and sunny weather.

Phil 10, Dallas 6: Everyone was saying the story of this game was Romo's main squeeze Jessica Simpson being at the game and him losing his concentration and having one of his worst games. Seriously, if i was banging Jessica, i would have taken each snap, handed it to the other team until they took me out of the game so i could leave early and well, you know bang.

Indy 21, Oak 14: Everyone is saying that Indianapolis isn't as good as last year because they aren't blowing everyone out. I think they are just saving up their points and strength for a certain rematch and the first ever 128-3 victory over you know who.

TN 26, KC 17: I guess if i have to say something about this game it would be: It was played.

SD 51, Det 14: I think Kitna got the words of God mixed up before the season. He thought he said 10 wins, when God really said that you will get 10 losses. Well, then God left and figured out the Lions would take care of that themselves and then checked in in Week 7 with the Lions at 6-1 and said "Whoa, I got me some work to do".

TB 37, Atl 3: What a week for Atlanta. Their former "star" RB Michael Vick gets sent to prison, their rookie head coach bolted on them, and then they lose to a team with a gay QB by 34.

Carolina 13, Seattle 10: This game was 0-0 after the 3rd quarter. So if it was played in Los Angeles, no one would have seen either team score and thought it was a tie. (Not sure why a game between these teams would be played in LA in the middle of the season, but work with me here)

NO 31, Arizona 24: If you look at their stats this year and then realize NO drafted Reggie Bush at #2, I must ask, when would they have drafted Aaron Stecker? When he was 8?

Jacksonville 29, Pitt 22: Jacksonville is 10-4 yet they have no one going to the Pro Bowl in Hawaii. I guess the voters must think Jacksonville is the Honolulu of the east.

Miami 22, Balt 16 (OT): Miami Wins, Miami Wins. Now when they play that team next week i want them to get a little cocky and play "Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood when the other team is introduced. I don't know why other teams don't do this since the coach cheated with his best friend's wife, cheated in football and i am guessing cheats on his taxes since he tells the IRS he is homeless.

Until next week (I am working on something else for later this week)