Owner of LA Galaxy's Daily Life

After signing David Beckham to a 250 million dollar, 5-year contract, the owner of the LA Galaxy has allowed us to peek into his daily life.

8:00 am: Gets out of bed, lights fireplace with $100 bills as kindling

9:00 am: Goes outside to get the LA Times, sees his neighbor and bets him $100k that the Raiders will make the playoffs.

10:15 am: Goes online and bids $213,843.21 on E-bay for a Gary DiScarcina rookie card

12:30 pm: Pays $625 for a hot dog from a street vendor. Adds another $100 when he realizes that he needs some ketchup.

2:00 pm: Turns on TV and pays for every single movie possible starting at 2pm as he is unsure which one he wants to watch yet.

4:30 pm: Heads out to dinner, orders a 7-course meal for $450, then realizes all he wants is a salad as he is still full from his hot dog

7:00 pm: Heads out to the bar, orders a round for everyone even though he is only having water.

9:00 pm: Pays tab of $5, includes a $1250 tip due to tip calculator error

10:00 pm: Hires the Rolling Stones to perform for him while he does the dishes

10:25 pm: Receives call from Beckham, tells him to call him back collect even though he is just down the street

10:26 pm: Offers to completely sponsor a Spice Girls 70 city reunion tour

11:00 pm: Accidently takes out a bag of cash instead of the trash for pickup in the morning

11:59 pm: Before bed decides to up his bid on the Gary DiScarcina card just in case as the bidding ends in 1 minute

12:01 am: Celebrates his purchase by smoking a $100 bill before bed