Miami Now Looking At Chelsea Marino to Coach

**All names of children and their occupations/stages of life are made up as i really didn't feel like doing the research to find out the real names, that would take time**

After recently including Mike Shula in their coaching search the Dolphins are now extending invitations to many of the Dolphin family.

Owner H. Wayne Huizenga was overheard saying, "If we can look at the son of our franchise's greatest coach, why limit it to that and why not interview the offspring of some of our great players too?"

It looks like their first target is Dan Marino's 14 year old daughter Chelsea. Huizenga claims "I know she is quite young, but i heard she is great at Calculus and coaching is all about calculating stuff like that, or so i am told." Asked about Saban's skill at calculating, he added "He was very calculating, unfortunately it wasn't for the best of the Dolphin organization and for his own personal gain."

Other candidates, along with Huizenga assessments are:

Mark Duper Jr, Star QB, South Miami High: "He could coach us for a few years and then take over the QB position as we know our Culpepper/Harrington plan isn't working"

Carl Csonka, Investment Banker, NYC: "Obviously we need help money wise due to some pretty insane contracts we have been doling out lately, and he is a big guy and they are usually good coaches, such as Andy Reid and Bill Parcells...hopefully he is not a Denny Green type though, i think he spends more time at the pregame buffet than game-planning"

Zach Thomas, MLB, Miami Dolphins: "Zach was a great player for us, i am sure his son...what...he still plays for us...really?...ok scratch that one"

Carly Taylor, Infant, Miami, FL: "I think Jason's daughter would have been a better coach this year than Saban, and she probably wont know the words - stab your employer in the back - for at least 3 more years"

Sherell Jackson, Ricky Williams "Friend", Location Unknown: "He has access to all of the University of Miami players, so we have an inside edge"

Other candidates will be revealed as he reviews family histories.