Saturday, February 9, 2008

Pats Fans Somehow Climb Over The Bar They Set for Being Dickheads

This is unbelievable. It seems that the Patriot fans have started a petition to Roger Goodell that basically says they want the last 1:20 seconds of the game replayed due to what they feel is a timeclock issue. This story via Kissing Suzy Kolber:

Now, the Pats fans have been cocky all year, and not just the fans but even the local newpaper was allowing you to preorder their 19-0 book on Amazon.com. But this goes beyond any imaginable sort of douchebaggery. It seems that according to this guy, the Patriots are so perfect that their loss had to be some sort of conspiracy against the Pats by the NFL, The referees, any other fan of any other team, Las Vegas, and midget hookers as the Pats would never lose a game because of such things as bad offensive line play, several dropped interceptions, Brady turning into Tony Eason or being out-coached.

I have never in my life seen a bigger set of fanbase losers and sore losers than the Boston area fans. And because of this WIN (yes Pat fans, the Giants did win the game) it now makes them the most laughable fanbase around. The fact that they would start a petition protesting the game makes me think that the actual fan of the Patriots think that the Patriots never did anything illegal ever. Not once have they held all year. Not once have they interfered with a pass as they are so awesome they don't need to. Not once did they tape other teams illegally...oh wait they did that, but the Pats defense is that everyone does it, even though noone else has been caught, but i am pretty sure this one commenter on a message board has proof on every single team to back up his claim.

Anyways, my favorite part of the Kissing Suzy Kolber column is the quote from one of the signers of the petition who says something to the effect of "Well, all you Giant fans are talking smack now, but if you were real men you would come play us again either in a full game or replay of the last 1:20 of this game." So this guy thinks, "Well you beat us, but if we played again we would beat you, and you if still beat us, you would be a wuss if you didnt play us again" So i am guessing Roger Goodell is going to look at this petition and not only replay the Super Bowl but schedule between 16-32 games for the Patriots next season depending on if they win or lose.

Before i just thought the Pats fans were cocky and annoying, now i feel that not only are they still cocky and annoying, but they are also delusional, petty, pathetic and somehow have a sense of entitlement to winning everything without actually playing the games. When you think they couldnt become any more hated, they prove you wrong.

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