It has been learned that Chris Henry has been granted the right to leave Ohio to visit other teams while he awaits trial. And he says "willing to visit whoever is interested". Well, of course he is, he is under freaking house arrest. If i was under house arrest i would be trying out for every team possible too. I would try out for any town team, Arena football team, or even a woman's professional team. Heck i might even try out for the Raiders, OK maybe i wouldn't go that far.
I would also convince Goodell that the CFL was interested in me, Canada is nice this time of year. Isn't it time Chris to expand your crimes globally? You are starting to repeat some of your crimes and you know what that means, the cops will catch up with you. They really wouldn't suspect you if someone bludgeoned a Canadian Mountie to death with a slab of Canadian Bacon. You would be clear and free.
Heck, you could even go as far as convincing the commish that you have a tryout with Manchester United, a British Futbol team, just tell him they spell it different. Imagine the damage you could do after several bong hits trying to drive on the wrong side of the car and road? Then try out for the French national Futbol team, heck you could cross the border and they would give you half of Paris. You could run a crime ring in France. Of course i am not sure what kind of crimes they commit in France, but i am sure it involves a baguette. Either way, you could be a crime lord.
You have a tremendous opportunity here Chris, please don't let us down.
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