Masters Final Round Tee Times

I am going to take a quick look at the tee times for the final round and make one comment for the ones that interest me:

10:35 - Sandy Lyle: If i were him, I would take as much time as possible, nobody's going to be watching anyways, eat a sandwich in the fairway, work on your tan or grab the Sunday paper and work your magic in the Porta-Potty.

11:05 - Niclas Fasth & Todd Hamilton: Do you think Todd is going, "Wow, I haven't made a cut since i won my major and not only do i get to play in the Masters but i get to play with the legend Nick Faldo"

11:15 - Johnson Wagner & Justin Rose: It has been widely reported about Wagner qualifying last week. If i were him, since i am out of contention, i would just grab one club, keep on walking until you reach your ball, take a one handed swing and move on. Your 198 will be talked about forever.

11:35 - Bubba Watson & Richard Sterne: Bubba gets disqualified with the new drug testing for chewing tobacco before the round.

11:55 - Stuart Appleby & Justin Leonard: This is the "Guys who never got laid in high school" pairing.

12:25 - Jeev Milkha Singh & Nick Watney: These two i am pretty sure don't have to worry about camera's during there swings as they play no one watching except two groupies who got kicked out of the Appleby-Leonard group.

1:15 - Phil Mickelson & Vijay Singh: I think Phil should just take off his shirt and thus ruining any chance for Vijay as he becomes fixated on his man boobs.

1:25 - Retief Goosen & Iam Poulter: My hope is that Ian breaks out is Tiara & Tutu Sunday outfit.

1:55 - Zach Johnson & Boo Weekley: The defending champion quits after his fifth attempt to try to explain to Boo the difference between the number 5 & 6.

2:05 - Tiger Woods & Stewart Cink: The main question here is will Tiger be able to deal with Cink's massive gallery.

2:15 - Steve Flesch & Paul Casey: Had to mention them as a groundskeeper might be following them.

2:25 - Brandt Snedecker & Trevor Immelman: Trevor has a chance to be the first to go all 60's round since, well i don't know since i didn't do the research. But we have to root for Brandt so next year the Champions dinner might be "Whatever you can catch with your bare hands out of the ocean."

Masters Prediction: Tiger makes a run, to the Porto-Pottys and Snedecker is the winner.