Monday, June 11, 2007

Back In Action With A Few Notes

Alright, I am back from the honeymoon and ready to start up again. We will ease back into it with just a few notes as i am recovering from the jet lag of switching 0 time zones and flying in last Friday.

Falcons would like stupider fans:

The Falcon organization is asking for patience from the fans (ie. Season Ticket Holders) regarding the Michael Vick situation. My guess is that they would like the fans not to rush to judgement until Vick commits more favorable crimes than the dog fighting, such as, ripping the tags off his mattress, stealing an old ladies seat on the bus or running a prostitution ring (he does have experience in running something that involves a ring??)

The Vick PR machine only works in reverse

Normally i don't post two things about one player, but c'mon. It is now claimed that Vick has cancelled his football camp. So lets see his thinking, i need a push in popularity, these kids really have only been waiting a year to attend, they will understand a written letter of apology stating "scheduling conflicts" (ie. Dogfighting Championships in Butte, MT happen to fall on the same weekend.) Good call Mr Vick, Good Call.

Culpepper can't find his baby bottle

Culpepper is whining again. After taking his suggestion from his agent not to be a distraction, he issued a statement to all media outlets available (somehow i didn't get a copy, which is BS), stating he wants the NFLPA to become involved so he can get his release from the Dolphins. So basically he is saying "I signed this contract, even though i suck and now they want to try and win so they wont start a sucky QB and i am sure there are plenty of teams (ie. Lions, Some HS teams or the Lions) that would take a chance on me.

A-Rod takes on a whole new meaning

A-Rod supposedly is a regular at strip clubs. Yeah right. I cant imagine him at a strip club and crying when any girl wanted to touch him: "No, No, I will fend you off with my girly slaps on the arms.

OK, that is it for now. More later this week...

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

dog fighting is as cool as penguin shit.