I am going to give this a try, a little live blogging with the US Open. All times are Central Time (HA, you eastern time zone folks, you figure out the conversion for once. Alright here we go:
2:30 - An Interview with Ernie Els and he is wearing a hat that says "SAP". I guess that's the hat they give to people who shoot 7 over for the day. I think if you finish 15 over or more for the day you get a hat that says "I polish Tigers shoes"
2:35 - Our leaders are named Angel and Bubba. If you called me up and i said i was watching sports on TV and then you asked who is leading and i said Angel and Bubba, i am guessing your first instinct wouldn't be that i was watching golf. My guess is you would think i was watching boxing or you believe that i think prison porn is a sport
2:37 - By the way i will be keeping a running total for Tiger's comments from the gallery between "You the Man" and "Get In The Hole" by the morons that yell that stuff, especially the second one when he is on a tee box for a par 5, way to understand your golf pal. My guess is that the phrase "Tiger, when is my baby due" will probably not be yelled, though it should.
2:40 - Golf does has some double meaning phrases that could be taken from a late night cable movie, i may keep track of these this afternoon too, like the one the announcer just said "Just a quarter of a stroke harder"
2:44 - Question: How come the caddies get to wear shorts but the players don't? My guess is there is a little know rule called the "John Daly might wear Short Shorts rule". Way to ruin it for the rest of them John.
2:48 - The first view of the 288 yd Par 3 or as i like to call it "Driver, 3 Wood, 3 putt for Double"
2:49 - Another question: Do they only play ads for golf equipment during broadcasts of tourney's? I would think that the watchers of the View would also be interested.
2:51 - Bubba just hit a 370 yd drive off the tee. Of course it was just off the fairway, C'mon Bubba.
2:53 - Is it required of all announcers to stare at the other announcer lovingly while they talk during a live shot? Its really creepy.
2:54 - Whoa, i think we may be able to declare i winner. 3 "Get in the Hole" comments during one Tiger putt.
2:55 - Johhny Miller really likes saying the word "Fescue". Its some sort of grass and it makes him sound like he has an IQ over my handicap, which is really difficult.
2:57 - Tiger must have all the connections. I think he is wearing Clark Griswold's shoes from the movie "Vacation"
OK, gonna take a little break, i will start another one around 3:30
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