Just finished watching the NC State-Duke game and here are my thoughts:
Billy Packer and Coach K are having Sexual Relations:
How else could you explain Billy Packers obsession with Duke and how much he loves them. They can do no wrong in his eyes. Several times during the broadcast he praised Duke after NC State scored. Billy is like a 14 year old school girl with her first crush, "Sure he beats me, has sex with my sister and steals my money, but Coach K is so hot!"
Coach K's Basketball Camp Classes:
Class 1: How to Flop - The Most Important Basketball Skill
Class 2: Whining to the Officials - Even If You Just Tackled A Guy On The Way To The Basket, Its Not A Foul On You, But On Him
Class 3: You Are Superior To Everyone Else on the Planet - How To Treat Everyone You Meet Like A Lesser Human Being
Class 4: I Like Little Bo...I Mean How To Kiss Up To Me - The Benefits of only having One Shower in the Locker Room
Class 5: How To Be A Punk - Guest Speakers Christian Laitner and that Paulus kid
Class 6: How To Flop - You Really Need to know how to do this
The Referees have partied at Coach K's Compound
This is pretty easy as every single time someone comes within a breath of a Duke player a foul is called.
OK, back to the Blog Commenter's series next...
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