Where Should Vick Play?

The question at hand isn't where would be the best place for Vick in relation to team needs and a fresh start for him but where should he end up that would amuse us the most. In no particular order:

1. Cleveland Browns: First, for the chance to see an overweight, drunken Brown fan wearing a dog mask from the Dawgpound run on the field and attack Vick. That would probably even amuse PETA and they haven't laughed since, ummm, well ever. Second, for the camera shots on the sidelines of Vick and Brady Quinn braiding each others hair.

2. Utah Jazz: I'm not even sure if Vick can even play basketball, but, in the NBA you really don't have to play actual basketball since they really don't enforce the rules. Michael Vick and Utah though is a match made in heaven. Now sure, his first go round with a posse didn't work so well but this wouldn't be so much a posse as a harem and i think they are much easier to trust. Plus, this time after a few years of breeding he could get a reality show on TLC instead of prison. Mike and Eight (wives) Plus 42.

3. ESPN Reporter Assigned to Give Us Hourly Updates on Michael Vick: I imagine the reports would go something like this, "I spoke with Michael and in the past hour he has said he has went to the bathroom and eaten a ham sandwich while watching The Rock of Love Bus with Bret Michaels. I also saw him feverishly trying to remove something from his ankle with a screwdriver and attach it to the cat. This is Michael Vick reporting from Michael Vick's home in Hampton, Virginia. ESPN." And really, if they wanted Vick to be remorseful, instead of going to prison, they should have made him cover Brett Favre for ESPN for the past 2 years.

4. Buffalo Bills: Vick has ruined 1 team. But here he would have the opportunity to work with the master, TO, who is currently at 3 and counting and going for his first in the AFC. And with Vick around and all the attention and camera's on him, TO could set the record and destroy this team in a matter of games, not years. Plus this pairing just might make Skip Bayless implode, and that would be fun.