NFL 3 Strikes and Your Out Policy, Part 1

Announced today, the NFL is implementing a new "3 strikes and your out" policy in regards to off the field behavior and/or altercations with the police. The little known fact though is that the NFL is allowing each team to create 1 rule on their own that doesnt involve the police, and have it count as a strike against the player. Here is a rundown of each of the NFC teams personal strikes: (AFC Tomorrow)

NFC EAST

Philadelphia: Should any player allow Donovan McNabb's mother to post a comment on their website regarding the treatment of her son, they will receive a strike.

Dallas: Should TO handle any of the following off the field, he will receive 1 strike due to his penchant for dropping: Bottles of pills, babies, firecrackers, bottles, or landmines.

New York Giants: Should anyone touch, hide or move any items from Eli's Barbie Malibu Mansion, or strip down the Ken doll and hang it from his bright yellow VW bug rear view mirror they will receive a strike.

Washington: Should a player give less than 5 out of 5 stars on any of Dan Snyder's buddy, Tom Cruise's movies on Netflix, they will receive a strike.

NFC NORTH

Chicago: Should any player see Rex Grossman walking down the street and not attempt to run him over with their SUV, they will receive a strike

Green Bay: Should any player hold a press conference to say that they are not sure if they are going to retire or not, will receive a strike. (The new Farve/Clemens rule to some)

Minnesota: Should any player come within 10 miles of Lake Minnetonka, or a cruise boat for that matter, 1 strike for ya

Detriot: Players must take down their "Fire Millen" banners from their homes by the start of training camp. Also they will not be able to wear or sell their T-shirts with the same slogan.

NFC SOUTH

New Orleans: Should anyone be attacked by that thing on Drew Brees's face, he will be issued a strike

Carolina: Should their Punter be seen at the "Steroids N'Go" store, he will be given a strike

Atlanta: Any rookie that attempts to become part of the Vick brother posse, will be given a strike (and more than likely two more within a few weeks from the NFL for police related incidents)

Tampa Bay: Anyone caught attempting the "Jon Gruden Face" and caught on camera, 1 strike.

NFC WEST:

Seattle: Should any player jump in line at Old Country Buffet before Mike Holmgren gets his 2nd serving, they will receive a strike.

St Louis: Should any player lose anything in Stephan Jackson's hair, they will get a strike

San Francisco: Should any WR grab more than 3 passes in a week during the offseason, they will get a strike.

Arizona: Should any player sleep with Leinhart castoff Paris Hilton, they will receive a strike. (as well as a trip to the doctor)

Tomorrow: The AFC