NFL 3 Strikes and Your Out Policy, Part 2

After yesterday's post regarding the NFC, today we will focus on each of the AFC's team's personal strikes that the teams can use against a player and count it as a strike against the player, that arent included in the NFL's policy.

AFC EAST

New England: Should any player be out in public and feel respected, they will recieve a strike.

New York Jets: Should any player be out at the bar and use the pick up line of "I want to kiss you right now", as Joe Namath did, they will be given a strike

Buffalo: Should any of the players miss a home game for the Sabre's, and take advantage of viewing a winning team. They will receive a strike.

Miami: Culpepper will be given a strike should he not share his medicinal marijuana with Ricky Williams, thus getting him suspended again before stepping foot on the field.

AFC NORTH

Baltimore: Should Ray Lewis committ any double murders (single murders are fine), he will receive a strike.

Cincy: Dont need any personal strike penalties, as they are pretty sure they will lose half of their roster anyways with NFL's 3 strike policy

Pittsburgh: Should Ben Rothlesberger ride anything with more than 1 wheel, he will get a strike. Among restricted items: Bike, Trike, Big Wheel, Semi, going out with a friend and his girlfriend without a date himself.

Cleveland: Should any player NOT express interest in getting out of Cleveland, they will get a strike.

AFC SOUTH

Indianapolis: Should any player other than Peyton film a commercial that isnt for a local car dealership, local discount store, or local pawn shop, they will receive a strike.

Tennessee: Should any player associate with Pacman Jones, play PacMan or Ms Pacman, read a pact or support the Packers. They will be given a strike.

Jacksonville: Should any player come within 10 yards of Maurice Jones-Drew's groin or hamstring, they will get a strike.

Houston: No extra penalties, as they are fairly positive that noone could recognize any of these players in public, not even teammates.

AFC WEST

San Diego: No Extra penalties as GM AJ will probably fire everyone anyways for being successful, except the WR's of course.

Kansas City: If LJ doesnt carry something at least 50 times a day, he will be given a strike.

Denver: Anyone who tells Jake Plummer where the new practice facility is will be given a strike.

Oakland: Should anyone take the Al Davis Jump Suit Manniquin out of the owners box, they will get a strike.

So, there you have the latest news on the NFL's new policy. Tomorrow we will talk the cribbage professional circuit and the effect of steroids on the cribbage tour.