How much is it worth game?

OK, back after a short absence.

After hearing that an auction house is willing to give $1 million for Barry Bonds all-time home run record ball, not only may we see the first fan related death while going for a home run ball, but also the skyrocketing of fan memorabilia. Below is a list of other prices being offered for some memorabilia:

Tom Brady Kissing Booth Kiss: $400 per kiss. Oddly enough most of the people in this line are Boston men, and the line stretches about 20 blocks long. I guess the women fear getting pregnant if within 20 blocks of him.

Hosting the next Brett Favre New Conference at your house: 300 blocks of cheese, preferably American. In the next week he is expected to hold 6 conferences ranging from his left guards hot dog addiction to the Packers inability to get Jerry Rice in a trade.

Peyton Manning's sweat filled jock strap: Already sold to Kenny Chesney who outbid Eli.

Sammy Sosa's "How to learn English" tape series: Works in all areas except Washington DC where you seem to lose all memory of the tapes, which kinda goes along with congress who seems to lose all memory of any of their illicit activities.

NHL Season in Review - 2007 DVD: Owner will pay you $30 to take it off his hands.

Phil Mickelson used Bra: $62.95 - Now that he has lost weight he doesn't need his normal support. These are best for women of 36DD proportions or more.

A Rare Article written about Tiger Woods, Barry Bonds, Alex Rodriguez, Terrell Owens, The Yankee's, The Red Sox, Tom Brady, Peyton Manning, Eli Manning, or Danny Manning: Oh wait, these are free and written about every single freakin day.

OK, that is today's post. Didn't complete the fantasy articles, may work on it later this week or scrap that plan and write other stuff.