Just One Day Please!!

I am asking all media outlets around the country (as i know this is the first thing they read in the morning) to have one full day without any of the following sports figures mentioned, just one day. That's not much to ask is it?

Roger Clemens: Seriously, when is it front page news when a 45-year old pitcher throws 71 pitches during a practice session in Florida. Please, just one day without stories about how he took an extended spring training crap, how frosted tips on a 45-year old are pathetic, how he has decided when his first start will be, or how he is a general prima donna who wont throw a pitch without a camera on him. Oh wait you don't write about that, you kiss his butt with fluff stories about about how his arm felt good (even though he didn't throw to any live batters).

Brett Favre: Stop it, Stop reporting everything that the 15th best QB in the league right now says. Who Cares? Green Bay hasn't been relevant since the 90's. And when did throwing interceptions become the main stat everyone cares about? With how much you report on Brett and Eli Manning, you would think this is the new chic stat, yet one that hurts your team.

Barry Bonds: Really, no one cares. The guy is a prick, he is going to pass the HR record and probably blast everyone who ever supported him, well actually the one person who actually supports him, himself. He is a less entertaining version of Rickey Henderson.

Terrell Owens: I honestly don't know one person who cares what his views are on anything, yet you report each of them. Whats your next investigative report going to be on? "TO says he doesn't support decaffeinated coffee", "TO likes the color Red, does that mean he is going to the Chiefs?", "TO grabs morning paper, drops it twice, does that mean he is still having issues with his finger", or "TO grabs a Lean Cuisine from grocery store, is he getting fat?" Seriously, stop reporting about him, even though he still wont go away.

Adam "Pacman" Jones: I don't think anyone knew of him (other than his countless victims) before you started daily updates on him. Seriously, there hasn't been an NFL player that has gotten this much attention for crimes since Ryan Leaf and his countless crimes against SD fans. At least Leaf's crimes were on the field, though i heard he sucked off the field too.

OK, All i ask is just one day with out reporting anything one these players. Thank You