Fantasy Football NFC North Preview

Alright, this is post #6 on my Fantasy Football preview as we move to the NFC East. I will break down each teams fantasy sleeper, bust, and a former player that the team/you wish they still had. So here is the NFC North... (As always links are in blue (as they are for most sites everywhere), I know everyone knows that, but i am guessing some of my readers might keep on clicking on the orange highlighted ones and next thing they know it is Wednesday)

Chicago Bears: This organization is famous for Walter Payton and Mike Ditka and....hmmm...The Super Bowl Shuffle. Now they are more know for their Super Quarterback Fumble. But seriously it is always good to see this. I am sorry but Gary Fencik doesn't look like a hard hitting safety and Otis Wilson doesn't look like a mean linebacker but Jim McMahon does look like his normal self, a total douchebag.

Sleeper: Greg Olsen - He is there rookie TE. He was a member of the famed 7th Floor Crew. He made up some music, sorry, not music but rap that demeaned women just a little bit. So, he obviously has some street cred mojo on his side, but on the downside, his nickname was G-Reg.

Bust: Adrian Peterson - Everyone know there is going to be some doofus who drafts this guy thinking he it the Viking rookie. Chances are this one performs more like Adrian from Rocky than Adrian from...ummm...Barbeau. At least her breasts could gain an extra yard.

Former Player: Dick Butkus - Anyone who's name could be changed to Penis AssSmooch is golden in my book. Also, he is a great decision maker. Look at his post football career: My Two Dads, Hang Time, XFL Coach, WrestleMania Referee, and appeared in a scene in Murder She Wrote in the locker room in only a towel. That particular scene holds the record for turning women to lesbianism than any other moment in history other than Danny DeVito with his shirt off.


Detroit Lions: This franchise has a history for losing. First with their record. Then with their stadium. Then with their uniforms. And then with their policy of hiring of the mentally challenged to run their organization.

Sleeper: Mike Furrey - Has went from the XFL to NFL stardom, well if stardom means obscurity on the Lions and homelessness.

Bust: Matt Millen - Now only a few of you are going to draft him, well because your not real bright. Can you imagine what his fantasy football team looks like? I am guessing he took Michael Vick with his first round pick

Former Player: Barry Sanders - The greatest running back ever. N'uff said.

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Green Bay Packers: This is the only team owned by guys with a higher cholesterol rating than the weight of a block of cheese they eat for dinner.

Sleeper: Aaron Rodgers - He was coached by the legendary Jeff Tedford who has produced such legendary 1st round QB's as Akili Smith, Trent Dilfer, Joey Harrington, David Carr & Kyle Boller. How can he not succeed as a backup quarterback.

Bust: Brett Favre - Don't mind that he throws 18 interceptions for each TD, but can you imagine his stats if he had waited things out in Atlanta, and with the Michael Vick plea, had an opportunity to start for a team that well, has no receivers?

Former Player: Sterling Sharpe - Cause, Sterling Sharpe thinks that Sterling Sharpe is the greatest receiver ever. Sterling also believes that only stats acquired by Sterling Sharpe should be counted in fantasy football.

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Minnesota Vikings: My hometown team, i never thought i would utter the words "I kinda miss Randy Moss" in my lifetime. But i can be pretty confident that i will never utter the words to an opposing fan "Yeah, but we have Jackson as are starting QB, so you are in trouble", unless the game is "Scouting Kids" and by QB's first name is Michael

Sleeper: MeWelde Moore - Everyone is concentrating on Chester Taylor and Adrian Peterson. But don't forget about the guy that helped mastermind the "Love Boat" cruise. There is a very good chance that Moore hires a couple transsexual hookers, tells Taylor and Peterson that there a two of the hottest girls ever and they want to sleep with them, and then send both of them to Roger Goodell's home address.

Bust: Tarvaris Jackson - If you draft him, you need more help than i can give you.

Former Player: Tommy Kramer - Not only do they not have a QB but his nickname during his playing days was "Two Minute Tommy", which might be the longest the Vikings have the ball in their possession this year.

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OK, we finish it up the week with the south and the west.