AJ Mayo's Next Year

It was recently reported that high school B-Ball player AJ Mayo basically considers himself already a star. He doesnt give out his cell phone number (not even to a future coach), he picks where he wants to play (LA so he can get some contacts in the biz) and plans on keeping the last name Mayo??

Personally i think this can only end badly and hopefully just for him, right now my prediction is once he enters the NBA, he will be TO x 10.

So here is a peek into his future, with help from the stars, and by stars, i mean Soliel Moon Frye and Todd Bridges.

3/22/07 - Decides to skip out on the first High School Championship tourney game since no major networks decided to broadcast the game. His team loses 168 -17 as every other player on his team was unfamiliar with the concept of "shooting", as they have combined for 12 shots all year.

5/7/07 - Takes brand new Hummer Limo to his prom, says he was able to purchase it by working for a car dealership in LA.

7/26/07 - In trying to prepare himself for the NBA, he gets himself arrested for urinating in public. Though the crime is a misdemeanor ticket with a small fine that doesnt include an arrest, the charges are upped when he assaults a police officer, shoots a small dog and destroy's a local news camera when he realizes this isnt being filmed by the Cops TV show.

8/10/07 - Due to NCAA restrictions, he is unable to appear on the VH1 show Diva's with Cher, Celine Dion and Whitney Houston.

11/10/07 - In first game with USC, misses a 720 degree, off the backboard dunk to himself with 1.1 seconds left in the game as USC loses to Tennessee A&M - West Nashville 84-83. After the game he says, "A normal dunk or lay-up isnt going to get me on ESPN, even though i missed, i will still be on ESPN"

12/14/07 - Trying to up his on-campus status to that of Matt Leinhart's, he sleeps with Paris Hilton after a near passed out Lindsay Lohen turns him down.

12/15/07 - Misses 4 games with an undisclosed ailment.

3/9/07 - Finishes first Pac Ten season with a new NCAA record for shots taken, 25,832. Unfortunately, his 4.2 FG% also is a Pac Ten Record.

NBA Draft Day - After a great workout, Isaiah Thomas and the Knicks draft him with the first pick and sign him to a 14 year, 17 Billion dollar contract to play with Francis and Marbury. Knicks fail to win a game as they are called for 31,237 10-second violations as two of them try to defend their teammate from bringing the ball up the court since they know if it crosses mid-court they wont see the ball.

So that is the next year or so of his life as i see it...probably not true, but i guess i am closer than you think.