Ok, here are the next 10 on the list, once again, i dont know the NHL so i tend to make fun of their names. Anyways, the top ten had some good names, this list is also loaded with some questionable rankings. So here we go:
11. Geoff Petrie, Kings: When i first read the name i intially thought hockey and the LA Kings. But i was wrong. Its the Sacramento Kings. Well i guess having a hockey name will help you with the Ron Artest dealings, especially after today. Second, not sure how Sacramento would react to a guy who spells his name Geoff, do you think he has trouble writing checks at the Mini-Mart?
12. Glen Sather, Rangers: Lets see, he is old, his team is old, the team jersey's as far as i can remember are old. Seems like a good ranking and perfect fit for me.
13. Jerry Jones, Cowboys: This was my 2nd truly "Huh?" moment on the list (the first being McHale). I think with Jones always wanting to win, he will sign Bill Romanowski, Jose Canseco, Rafael Palmero, Peyton Manning, Randy Moss, Nate Newton and most of the Bengals to try and grade higher in the team chemistry ranking and vault him into the top ten.
14. Pierre LaCroix, Avalanche: After i read the Geoff Petrie GM entry, i was sure this was the Rockies GM. Other than that, i got nothing other than this is the most devastating team name for killing innocent people other than the Ravens, Pacers and Trail Blazers...ohh wait, those last three are actually members on the team that may kill someone. Sorry for the confusion.
15. Joe Dumars, Pistons: Good spot for him here as the Pistons have consistently been good in the weak East. How many times a day do you think he calls Laimbier and tells him he is an NBA GM while he is a WNBA coach...8, 10, 12...i am going with 15.
16. Carl Peterson, Chiefs: Ranked high on the Winning Improvement Index. Lets see, they went to the Super Bowl in the 60's. They went to, ummm, they playoffs quite a few times since then? Ok, quite a few might be stretching it.
17. Jim Rutherford, Hurricanes: Ok, i was too early to jump on the Avalanche as the most devistating team name and cause the most innocent deaths. So the new rankings are: Ray Lewis, Hurricane, An Indiana Pacer, Avalanche, and then Trail Blazer (usually too high to committ major crimes)
18. Dave Taylor, Kings: Wait, he still isnt playing with the Kings? I really need to find some NHL games to watch. Arent they on the History Channel yet?
19. Rich McKay, Falcons: Have to give him credit. He has been able to win with a QB that cant hit the broad side of Mall of America, WR's who think the ball is some form of STD infested contraption sent by their QB, a RB who has went from 5'8" to 5'4" in the last few years with a cane and applied for a rental lease at Del Vista Boca for retirement, and the last time they went to the Super Bowl, they had a S that wanted action on Saturday night more than Sunday night.
20. Scott Pioli, Patriots: Got a high ranking for Payroll Containment since he lets all of his high payroll guys go. But i do give him credit for not being distracted by Tom Brady's beauty, keeping his wife away from Bellichek and for being disrespected every single day of the year.
Thats the next 10...gonna keep running with this....
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