The Pacman Henry Show

It is being reported that the NFL Commish is going to meet with both Pacman Jones and Chris Henry next Tuesday. What does this mean? Obviously extra security at the NFL offices on Tuesday. But also, i have been informed that they will be riding together to the meeting and this is what i expect to transpire:

Chris Henry picks up Pacman Jones at 9am from the Kitty Kat Strip club, helps him collect the $500k rain of $1 bills he has left since showing up at 8am. Once in the car, Pacman inquires whether or not Chris has his license or not as they seem to be driving through a lot of lawns. Chris replies "I don't need no stinking license, in fact i don't need no stinking turn signal either!" Henry then rips off the turn signal and attempts to throw it out the window before Pacman screams "No, No man, that is littering, plus we might need that later, it is quite sharp"

As they proceed towards the NFL offices, Pacman informs they need to pick up a buddy who is moving out. Chris replies "(cough) (cough), whoa this stuff is strong, yeah no problem man". They pull up to a home in an upscale neighborhood. Chris goes "Hey, is that a security system alarm going off?" To which Pacman responds "No, must be the storm sirens, keep the car running and back it in near the front door." After loading the car, Chris inquires "Hey, how come most of this stuff seems to be ripped out of the socket?" Pacman's friend replies, "Don't worry about it man, just take off and fast. Hey can you put these guns in the glove compartment?". Chris replies, "No problem man, can you grab me that bag out of there.

As Chris is speeding the wrong way down a one-way street at 95mph in a 30mph zone, they come upon a High School, Chris slams on the brakes. Pacman goes " What the hell man! Keep going!" Chris replies "Hold on, Hold on, there are some girls, grab that Liter of Vodka from under the seat and hang it out the window!, Hey Ladies, want to party with some NFL players?!?!?"

After not getting a bite they decide to head toward the NFL offices. While listening to their CD, "2007's Best Songs to Strip To" CD, Pacman opens up the glove compartment and says, "Hey these things loaded?" as he rolls down the window and "accidentally" opens fire on a senior center. "Wow, i didn't think they could move that fast". Chris says, "I think Stephan Jackson is in town playing the Knicks, we can blame him, since you blame all your shooting on someone else"

Now they are heading through Central Park at 70 mph, being chased by police as Henry narrowly avoids the playground while claiming "Man, this is some good stuff, I think i just saw a playground." Pacman yells, "Hey Chris, there is the NFL offices, head that way. Chris speeds towards the offices and up the front steps. Goodall is awaiting as they climb out of the car with marijuana smoke emitting as they open the doors.

Goodall says, "Umm, guys, you are a little late. Whats with the smoke, the police, the FBI helicopters and that mangled pedestrian on the steps?" In unison, "Wasn't us man"